Comments for The Ragin' Asian

Comment on BTG 2010, Week 1 by quanimal

quanimal — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:32:24 +0000

Fredo sends his pick via hurtful email:

GIVE ME NO, FUCKFACE.

$50 ON THE UNDER.

Comment on BTG 2010, Week 1 by FOOTBALL VISIONARY

FOOTBALL VISIONARY — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:09:59 +0000

Bob is obviously jealous of my football prowess. I’m excited to be back for another year of schooling you children on how this game works. More soon — here’s Thursday’s pick:

min (+5) over NO

Comment on BTG 2010, Week 1 by helene

helene — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:00:38 +0000

Going with my Saints. Le bon temps roule!

Comment on BTG 2010, Week 1 by "Eric"

"Eric" — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:37:59 +0000

NO over MIN

Rest of the picks and bets Sunday morning.

Helene’s cats beware.

Comment on The Suns don’t by alfredo

alfredo — Mon, 10 May 2010 02:01:21 +0000

i had lunch with penis-nose the other day, and he told me that politics are what make america awesome.

Comment on The Suns don’t by El Erik

El Erik — Wed, 05 May 2010 16:42:12 +0000

Bob, glad to see you've dusted the cobwebs off the old Ragin Asian. Looks like this old thing still runs good after all. I mostly agree with your take, and I'm glad that you've provided the only counterweight available anywhere on the internet criticizing Los Suns... from the left. I think you're spot on when you say that the Suns made this move with an eye toward capturing more fans while not alienating the fans that they already have. But, I think the Suns deserve a bit more credit. The racist Arizona law polls at 51% nationally, and last I saw the approval numbers for the law in Arizona were well above 60%. The Suns are taking a risk by placing themselves into this debate -- and given the risk-averse nature of pro sports in this day and age, they deserve some credit. PS: Turns out Lebron James was ahead of his time when he refused to go along with the warmongering Save Darfur people. PPS: Lebron James basketball skills, however, are overrated.

Comment on BTG 2009, Super Bowl Week by alfredo

alfredo — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:26:52 +0000

Number of times the city of Detroit is mentioned in the broadcast without someone laughing or taking a shit: 0.5 – GIVE ME THE UNDER

Comment on BTG 2009, Super Bowl Week by alfredo

alfredo — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:25:25 +0000

Bob’s dick length in inches versus Manning TD’s: pick ‘em – GIVE ME PENIS…NOSE

Comment on BTG 2009, Super Bowl Week by alfredo

alfredo — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:24:33 +0000

amount I love my sons versus Archie Manning’s love for his, prior to my sons going to bed around halftime: +22.5 love points – GIVE ME THE POINTS; I AM THE BETTER FATHER

Comment on BTG 2009, Super Bowl Week by alfredo

alfredo — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:22:40 +0000

I had dinner with Penisnose last night, and after about six bottles of wine, he said, “I’m winning that game tomorrow for my son, Eli. And then I’m going to hand him that shiny trophy so he can play trains with it.” I reminded Penisnose that his son already has one of those shiny trophies. He got quiet, and then grabbed me by the throat. He stared at me for what seemed like an hour and then said “Fuck you and your know everything about football self. I’m shoving this one up Erik’s ass. BIG BET, FUCKER. MY PENISNOSE BY TWENTY.”