a friday AND a saturday game.  money ruins everything people.  anyways, i figured i’d get these up when i had the chance.  trust me, there shall be a very high quality post with the rest of the picks to celebrate my week of complete football genius.

JAX (+3.5) over ind, o/u – 42.5, jaguars (-135) colts (-155)
so i was talking to penis nose the other day about what he was going to do in games now that the colts have wrapped up home field for the playoffs. this is what he said:

remember that show playmakers on espn about that fake football team? and remember when omar epps snuck away at halftime to smoke some meth? well i always liked that show so as a tribute, i’m gonna sneak away after the first 2 series to one of the luxury suites in jacksonville’s stadium, lord knows jags fans won’t be using them. i figure i’ll get some of the jags cheerleaders and dallas clark to meet me up there. i’m gonna have a mountain of coke like tony montana in scarface and i’m gonna see how many times i can blow my wad before the end of the game. right now bodog has the the over/under as 10. take the over my friend, take the over. also brett favre has arranged to tape the whole thing and sell it as the first volume of a DVD series called “Penis Noses Gone Wild”. we even already bought a commercial spot during the superbowl, which should dovetail nicely with us beating the saints.

NO (-7) over dal, o/u – 53.5, saints (-330) cowbows (+250)
remember how the cowboys’ season ended last year in philly? well, same shit different year. season is double over after this one.