this is how much i don’t care about football any more this season. 1) i waited until this morning to post picks and 2) i’m going back to bed after this because i’m tired and if i miss some of the colts/jets game, so be it.

IND (-8.5) over nyj, o/u – 40, colts (-380) jets (+380)
you could talk me into either side. i can see the jets going in there and keeping it close because that’s what the jets do. however, i think a more likely scenario is that penis nose blows the doors out. also, the line has moved quite a bit with lots and lots of money coming in on the jets, so…you know what that means.

min (+3.5) over NO, o/u – 53.5, vikings (+165) saints (-185)
god please let me be wrong.

back to bed aholes.